Would you ever be caught dead..?
wearing this..?
NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!
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Files….
As I sat there trying to reserrect a dead external hard drive with Diskwarrior 4, I’m staring at a heap of banker’s boxes chock full of manila folders; home to physical pieces of paper with information. And I’m thinking to myself, old school filing/files is way better than digital.
Never I have spent [...]
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Word of the day…
ecdysiasts:
A striptease artist. (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.)
(Business / Professions) a facetious word for stripper [1]
[(coined by H. L. Mencken) from ecdysis + -ast, variant of -ist] (Collins English Dictionary – Complete [...]
Life before the New Monopoly
To celebrate the 75th anniversary of Monopoly, Hasbro has decided to give the game a makeover by changing the shape of its board from a square to round. They also got rid of the colored money, and replaced it with some kind of electronic debit card. And instead of collecting $200 when you pass [...]
There must be a recession…
Looks like people will do anything to get a job doing anything….
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Extend Your 15 Minutes…
After your reality show stint goes off the air, try….
1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Pose for a porn mag.
3. Get preggers and lie about the baby daddy.
4. Tweet racy pictures of yourself.
5. Get in a fight in front of the TMZ papps.
6. Say you slept with Tiger Woods.
7. Claim you’re dating Jessica Simpson.
8. Anything with [...]
It doesn’t take much to get a job these days!
Former Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars contestant, Melissa Rycroft, has signed on to be a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight.
Quite the accomplishment for someone with no redeeming qualities!
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New Music from Chuck Love & Colette
Chuck Love teams up with the leading lady of Dance Music, Colette, to deliver his first release, UR EVERYTHING, on his new label, LOVE NETWORK. With remixes by Chuck as well as Santiago & Bushido, the package offers something for any lover of electronic music.
For the old school House Music Fans, Chuck offers up his [...]
Perks Of Becoming A Celebrity…
1. Get offers for $1 Million to do porno.
2. Get a modeling contract..(easier if you are a celebrity offspring).
3. All expenses paid vacations to rehab.
4. Might get shot down by Mishca Barton.
5. Someone will hack into your pda/computer and post ‘nekkid’ photos you took of yourself.
6. Might NOT get shot down by Sienna Miller.
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