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Would you ever be caught dead..?

February 6th, 2010Posted by admin

wearing this..?
NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!

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More favorite captchas

February 5th, 2010Posted by admin

Teetered Mountains
Johnson Deeper
Estimate Hamsters
Geographically Shy
Mantis Canopy
American Theieved
Queerly Bi
Too Twelvey
Seldom Salvador
Promote Pretense
The Betrayal

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Extend Your 15 Minutes…

February 4th, 2010Posted by admin

After your reality show stint goes off the air, try….
1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Pose for a porn mag.
3. Get preggers and lie about the baby daddy.
4. Tweet racy pictures of yourself.
5. Get in a fight in front of the TMZ papps.
6. Say you slept with Tiger Woods.
7. Claim you’re dating Jessica Simpson.
8. Anything with [...]

How To Get Chicks…Thanks Torin…

May 19th, 2009Posted by admin

By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA) – See all my reviews
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from [...]

Dinner, Celebrity, Black Amex…Priceless

May 18th, 2009Posted by admin

When the check came at a local restaurant, a well know A-lister laid their Black AMEX down…when the Thai Waitress came over, she announce, “So sorry, only we take Veeesa an uh mastah kerd….
The look on our faces, Priceless. The response, “Allrighty then, Visa it is!”

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Some People Should Not Become Parents…

May 10th, 2009Posted by admin

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A Good Jewish Joke…

May 3rd, 2009Posted by admin

Overheard conversation at The Nashberger’s home….
Son asks his dad to borrow $50.00.
Father responds, “forty dollars, what do you need to borrow thirty dollars for?!?!?!”

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Another Lawyer Joke…

April 29th, 2009Posted by admin

So a little girl asks her Mother is it okay to have anal sex. The mother replied, of course, that’s how lawyer’s are born….

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How To Kill A Killer Compliment…

February 16th, 2009Posted by admin

So I’m at this party. I am talking to this woman and tell her she looks exactly like Linda Evangleista. She, and her husband, in unison, reply, “Who’s that?”…

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Mad Love In Porto…

February 9th, 2009Posted by admin

During his gig at Twin’s (Porto, Portugal), Chuck Love’s set was disrupted by paparazzi poppin’ a million frames a second, red carpet style, in the back of the DJ booth.
The barrage of flashes almost caused the international DJ to have a seizure. Luckily for him, and the crowd, he perservered through the chaos.
Finally, Merche [...]