Archive for the ‘Laugh’ Category
Would you ever be caught dead..?
wearing this..?
NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!
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Embrace it, dont waste it…
wearing this..?
NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!
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Teetered Mountains
Johnson Deeper
Estimate Hamsters
Geographically Shy
Mantis Canopy
American Theieved
Queerly Bi
Too Twelvey
Seldom Salvador
Promote Pretense
The Betrayal
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After your reality show stint goes off the air, try….
1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Pose for a porn mag.
3. Get preggers and lie about the baby daddy.
4. Tweet racy pictures of yourself.
5. Get in a fight in front of the TMZ papps.
6. Say you slept with Tiger Woods.
7. Claim you’re dating Jessica Simpson.
8. Anything with [...]
By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA) – See all my reviews
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from [...]
When the check came at a local restaurant, a well know A-lister laid their Black AMEX down…when the Thai Waitress came over, she announce, “So sorry, only we take Veeesa an uh mastah kerd….
The look on our faces, Priceless. The response, “Allrighty then, Visa it is!”
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Overheard conversation at The Nashberger’s home….
Son asks his dad to borrow $50.00.
Father responds, “forty dollars, what do you need to borrow thirty dollars for?!?!?!”
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So a little girl asks her Mother is it okay to have anal sex. The mother replied, of course, that’s how lawyer’s are born….
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So I’m at this party. I am talking to this woman and tell her she looks exactly like Linda Evangleista. She, and her husband, in unison, reply, “Who’s that?”…
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During his gig at Twin’s (Porto, Portugal), Chuck Love’s set was disrupted by paparazzi poppin’ a million frames a second, red carpet style, in the back of the DJ booth.
The barrage of flashes almost caused the international DJ to have a seizure. Luckily for him, and the crowd, he perservered through the chaos.
Finally, Merche [...]