Archive for the ‘Technology’ Category

 

Favorite Facebook Captcha’s of the Day

February 1st, 2010Posted by admin

Airport Maracas
Classic Sunspots
Dispensable Dirac
Flocking Scallops
Passionaria Missiano
Suggested Mulqueen
Tarting Whom

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Spyker Cabriolet Spotted On PCH

December 14th, 2008Posted by admin

I always knew my affinity for the Dutch ran deep. But I had no idea that my love for anyone Dutch could extend to anyTHING Dutch.
After spending a beautiful day running errands around LA, on the drive home I spotted a Spyker
cabriolet driven by a Hottie (& a Sugar Daddy riding shotgun), [...]

And You Ask Why Life Was Better Before The Internet…

October 5th, 2008Posted by admin

CNN’s Citizen Journalism Goes `Awry’ With False Report on Jobs  By James Callan Oct. 4 (Bloomberg) — CNN’s plunge into online citizen- journalism backfired yesterday when the cable-news outlet posted what turned out to be a bogus report claiming that Apple Inc. Chief Executive Officer Steve Jobs had suffered a heart attack. Apple shares fell as much [...]

Something To Think About…

September 30th, 2008Posted by admin

You can take your iPhone virtually anywhere in the world, get online, get directions, get recommendations and even have the damn thing speak for you in a foreign language. But Users rather stay in the comfort of their own home (country) and never use the phone other than to show their friends who have [...]

Smoking vs. SMSing Part 2…

August 27th, 2008Posted by admin

How one looks in the mirror and convinces oneself, “damn, this outfit makes me look so hot that I can stand by the pool and SMS my friends because I am so hot in this outfit…” baffles me. But hey, I guess it’s just more evidence that “texting could be more harmful than [...]

12″ Was Perfect…

August 27th, 2008Posted by admin

 

Steve Jobs – Please bring back the 12″ laptop.  It truly is the perfect machine.  Size and performance.  You’d have a lot more happy customers….

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I-Image Is Everything…

August 23rd, 2008Posted by admin

“Poland’s biggest telecoms operator, Telekomunikacja Polska, acknowledged Friday that it had paid young, hip-looking film extras to stand in queues for the national launch of Apple’s iPhone. “It was a marketing move. We thought it was a pretty interesting strategy,” TP spokesman Wojciech Jabczynski told AFP. TP is controlled by France Telecom, which owns the [...]

Is Smoking More Dangerous Than Texting…

August 18th, 2008Posted by admin

In the last 10 years, everywhere you go in Los Angeles, NO SMOKING rules the land. Shopping malls, restaurants and nightclubs are all free of the alleged cancer-causing agent.  Billboards document exactly how many deaths are caused by smoking (to the minute) each day.
But has this ban backlashed by promoting another more harmful and addictive activity? Some [...]

GPS POI’s….Just Curious…

August 16th, 2008Posted by admin

How come none of these GPS units have POI’s for:
a) Bordellos
b) Dispensories
c) Late night liquor stores
d) Star’s homes
e) Celebrity deaths locations
f) Pyscho ex-girl/boyfriends
g) Drink driving checkpoints

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What Time Is It…

August 16th, 2008Posted by admin

Have you noticed that many people born A.I. either:
a) never wear, let alone own, a watch.
b) can’t give you an answer to a simple question if they don’t have their phone/pda handy.
c) rather spend twice as much time SMS’ing back in forth instead of taking 2 minutes to use the phone to CALL the person [...]