Embrace it, dont waste it…
It’s another day,
What do I have to say?
Will there be a soundbyte?
Is it s’pposed to b this tite?
Where was I?
Oh yes –
Page 6. Ooh god, that dress.
What was I..?
Nah, I think it was that other guy.
So who’z my bFF 2day?
TMZ – What did they say?
Do these shoes make my ass look fat?
I got this, [...]
As some 45 million turkeys come to terms with their own mortality at the insistence of the poultry-industrial complex this month, it seems as good a time as any for a review of this distinctly American bird. Well, this mostly American bird – Canada, Mexico, and Central America are home to some subspecies. And they’ve [...]
The term ‘mosquito’ comes from the Spanish meaning ‘little fly,’ or ‘my shoes are sad,’ depending upon which region of Latin America you happen to be saying it in. Pretty much all reasonable people hate mosquitoes, and for excellent cause. Every waking moment, all over the world, mosquitoes are plotting to abscond with our precious [...]
The term ‘zebra’ includes three distinct (to them, anyway) species of genus Equus (from the Latin meaning ‘equinox’) whose range extends from South Africa through Angola and Kenya. There is also a small population in Long Beach. The word ‘zebra’ comes from the Old Portuguese zevra, meaning ‘wild ass (with stripes that lives in Africa).’
The [...]
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Plaintiff’s Argument: My buddy and I decided to split ownership of a Fantasy Football team this year. The deal was that I make couching decisions and he pays (since he doesn’t know much about football and I do). Anyway, we’ve lost two games in a row (due mostly to 2, count [...]
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My friend’s notorious for just bailing parties, events and big gatherings without saying goodbye to anyone.
He knows it’s rude but maintains that, these are my friends, I see them all them time, why do I have to say goodbye when I’m going to see them again soon? It’s [...]
What is the world coming to when a “kid” gets busted for being a kid….
“HILTON HEAD ISLAND — A 10-year-old boy here has been suspended from school for having something most students carry in their supply boxes: a pencil sharpener.
The problem was his sharpener had broken, but he decided to use it anyway.
A teacher at [...]
I swear!!!!! This was the daily routine of a “native” (you know, the ones that moved to LA over ‘ten years ago’) to (not from) Los Angeles….
Wake up.
Admire reflection in mirror.
Disgusted by reflection
Designer coffee.
Why is my internet so slow!
Who’s the hot slut of the day?
Who’s the birthday slut of the day?
Who’s in rehab.
What’s the latest [...]
I’ve been served by courtofopinion.com. This isn’t the first time. Check out the list for Thebujew…
Plaintiff: snash My friend, let’s call him Bergzilla, is pretty on top of the music scene. He listens to what you might call “good” music and makes fun of me for occasionally putting on some Night Ranger in the car. Now [...]
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