Embrace it, dont waste it…
To celebrate the 75th anniversary of Monopoly, Hasbro has decided to give the game a makeover by changing the shape of its board from a square to round. They also got rid of the colored money, and replaced it with some kind of electronic debit card. And instead of collecting $200 when you pass [...]
After your reality show stint goes off the air, try….
1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Pose for a porn mag.
3. Get preggers and lie about the baby daddy.
4. Tweet racy pictures of yourself.
5. Get in a fight in front of the TMZ papps.
6. Say you slept with Tiger Woods.
7. Claim you’re dating Jessica Simpson.
8. Anything with [...]
Former Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars contestant, Melissa Rycroft, has signed on to be a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight.
Quite the accomplishment for someone with no redeeming qualities!
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1. Get offers for $1 Million to do porno.
2. Get a modeling contract..(easier if you are a celebrity offspring).
3. All expenses paid vacations to rehab.
4. Might get shot down by Mishca Barton.
5. Someone will hack into your pda/computer and post ‘nekkid’ photos you took of yourself.
6. Might NOT get shot down by Sienna Miller.
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Inspired by Flutebox and Beardyman’s performance at Google, the boys from Klusterfuch swing by and crunch thru their version of the Norwegian national anthem.
check out the original performance here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3kyNG…
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Something tells me this man-boy NTI is trying to milk the “Slumdog” popularity train…
Probably would help if he was a nobody with talent. Not a talentless nobody….
Keep dreaming…
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