wearing this..?

NOT EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!

Never I have spent $250.00 and 2 days trying to recover (at best) the information that’s stored forever on those papers in those manila folders….

A striptease artist. (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.)

(Business / Professions) a facetious word for stripper [1]
[(coined by H. L. Mencken) from ecdysis + -ast, variant of -ist] (Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged 6th Edition 2003. © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003)

Noun 1. ecdysiastecdysiast – a performer who provides erotic entertainment by undressing to music
exotic dancer, peeler, striptease, striptease artist, stripteaser, stripper
performer, performing artist – an entertainer who performs a dramatic or musical work for an audience

To celebrate the 75th anniversary of Monopoly, Hasbro has decided to give the game a makeover by changing the shape of its board from a square to round. They also got rid of the colored money, and replaced it with some kind of electronic debit card. And instead of collecting $200 when you pass go, you now collect $2 million.

Hasbro said that the original concept design of Monopoly was round, so it’s not something they randomly came up with as a way to get collectors to buy a new version. They came up with the electronic pin card because they wanted to stop people from embezzling money from the bank.

WHY FUCK WITH A CLASSIC!!!!

Let me guess…the pieces are replaced with an iPhone, some type of -oodle blended dog, a Garmin, a prescription bottle, and a medical marijuana card..!

What’s next…Scrabble for dyslexics?

1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Pose for a porn mag.
3. Get preggers and lie about the baby daddy.
4. Tweet racy pictures of yourself.
5. Get in a fight in front of the TMZ papps.
6. Say you slept with Tiger Woods.
7. Claim you’re dating Jessica Simpson.
8. Anything with Pamela Anderson…

Quite the accomplishment for someone with no redeeming qualities!

For the old school House Music Fans, Chuck offers up his Main Mix (along with a Radio Edit) full of signature Chuck Love melodies layered with Colette’s signature, angelic lyrics. The Love Network Rework offers a ‘rocked out/pedal to the metal’ version of the track, complete with live instruments and a unique vision of what the original track could have been (stuck in a snow storm in june in Minneapolis). For the Tech House lovers, Santiago & Bushido’s Rubdown is a beater at it’s finest; white light, white heat, designed to melt the audience with a Rubdown Edit with the same flavor and a little less vocal. Lastly, for those Fans who appreciate a more stripped down, hypnotic beat – the Hybrid Dub; guaranteed to work the dancefloor into a frenzy.

01. UR Everything (Main Mix)
02. UR Everything (Radio Edit)
03. UR Everything (Hybrid Dub)
04. UR Everything (Love Network Rework)
05. UR Everything (S&B Rubdown)
06. UR Everything (S&B Rubdown Edit)

“A freaking monster! I love it, massive.”
- Kaskade

“Great way to kick off the label! I heart Chuck and Colette ! Main mix does it for me.”
- Atnarko@Eight-Tracks

“Sounds very nice. Of course I’ll support your mix!”
- Hatiras

“The Main Mix is nice and easy to listen to…The Hybrid Mix was very nice and melodic. Nice work on the bassline and the percussion synths on the S&B Rubdown.”
- Marc Lam

“The edit is f**king sick guys!! All over that…”
- Punk Rolla

“Amazing! Loving S&B Rubdown the most, will go off like a hurricane and break backs at the club, full support.”
- Aniki

“Keep up the good work!”
- Fine Cut Bodies

“Great remix! love it.”
- The Bulgarian

“Love Network comes out strong with UR Everything, a massive collaboration of dance music’s biggest minds! Love Network is guaranteed to spread the love with with Chuck at the helm!”
- Jevne | Onethirty

“Love the different styles on the release. The S&B mixes hit right home for me. That sinister bassline and ghostly vocals work perfectly together. Great piece of work! Will definitely play this out! Being the old school head that I am I like the original versions as well. Classic house flavor. Chicago and San Francisco come to mind. Colette’s vocals are really nice and soothing. I was pleasantly surprised by the Love Network Rework. The “metal” edge works and would work on any alternate rock station for sure. Needs a video to go with it. Nice job!” – Chubby Fingers

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