Embrace it, dont waste it…
I swear!!!!! This was the daily routine of a “native” (you know, the ones that moved to LA over ‘ten years ago’) to (not from) Los Angeles….
Wake up.
Admire reflection in mirror.
Disgusted by reflection
Designer coffee.
Why is my internet so slow!
Who’s the hot slut of the day?
Who’s the birthday slut of the day?
Who’s in rehab.
What’s the latest [...]
Not that I want to give these 2 ‘tools‘ any cred, but they do inspire the following:
Keeping abortion legal.
Mandatory military enlistment.
Free medical coverage to pay for abortions.
Minimizing Ryan Seacrest press.
Preventing more migration to Los Angeles, CA.
Medical testing on humans.
Mandatory licenses to parents who want to have kids in the first place.
Making Pres. Bush look quasi-intelligent.
Encouraging [...]
Well this is it, the show we started a few years ago, Below Zero, has finally released our first ever CD compilation and we are very excited! We have been hard at work on this release for the better part of a year and it is now finally a reality. This first release features 16 [...]
How one looks in the mirror and convinces oneself, “damn, this outfit makes me look so hot that I can stand by the pool and SMS my friends because I am so hot in this outfit…” baffles me. But hey, I guess it’s just more evidence that “texting could be more harmful than [...]
Steve Jobs – Please bring back the 12″ laptop. It truly is the perfect machine. Size and performance. You’d have a lot more happy customers….
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Sometimes you just have those moments where you can’t believe your eyes. Is it the outfit? The bows in her hair? The purse/carrying case or that mommy and her share the same spoon. There’s so many ways you can go with this one but I will let the photo speak the 1000 words…But do you [...]
“Poland’s biggest telecoms operator, Telekomunikacja Polska, acknowledged Friday that it had paid young, hip-looking film extras to stand in queues for the national launch of Apple’s iPhone. “It was a marketing move. We thought it was a pretty interesting strategy,” TP spokesman Wojciech Jabczynski told AFP. TP is controlled by France Telecom, which owns the [...]
Jay-J’s (Shifted Music) recs…
Sexy (Jay-J’s Shifted Up Mix) – Deep Josh & A. Alba feat. Kaysee
Starting Over (Original Mix) – Jay-J & Latrice
Sunday Shoutin – Johnny Corporate
Love Stoned – Justin Timberlake
Someone Like You (Jay-J’s Shifted Up Demo Mix) – Bravo Mike feat. Monica Lynk
The Cure & The Cause (DJ Meme Philly Suite Mix) – Fish [...]
Do I really need to comment on this one — video speaks volumes.
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I’ve been served by courtofopinion.com. This isn’t the first time. Check out the list for Thebujew…
Plaintiff: snash My friend, let’s call him Bergzilla, is pretty on top of the music scene. He listens to what you might call “good” music and makes fun of me for occasionally putting on some Night Ranger in the car. Now [...]