Archive for February, 2009

 

Enough Already, We Are Looking Crazier Than Her…

February 26th, 2009Posted by admin

So I read this story that
There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn, except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company! Pink Visual, has offered Octo a full year’s worth of diapers if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs, fully [...]

Don’t Miss This Party At Miami’s WMC 2009…

February 18th, 2009Posted by admin

OFFICIAL WMC 2009 EVENT
GO LIVE with Shifted Music & Purple Music.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Jay-J (Shifted Music, Ultra, Defected, Moulton Studios)
(Live vocals by Big Brooklyn Red, Michelle Shaprow along with Scott Wozniak, & Chuck Love performing songs from Jay-Js upcoming artist album LOVE ALIVE)
Jamie Lewis (Purple Music)
Ron Carroll (Chi City/Pow Dee Jays)
(Live vocals by Mona Lisa [...]

What The Hell Is It…

February 18th, 2009Posted by admin

So walking along surfrider beach in malibu we discovered these organ/heart/mollusk looking creatures strewn all along the beach. Never have I encountered a sea creature like this and still can’t figure out what it is….

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How To Kill A Killer Compliment…

February 16th, 2009Posted by admin

So I’m at this party. I am talking to this woman and tell her she looks exactly like Linda Evangleista. She, and her husband, in unison, reply, “Who’s that?”…

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Would You Drink Cow Piss Or Recycled Toilet Water…

February 11th, 2009Posted by admin

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India’s Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, [...]

Fan Or Hypocrite…

February 9th, 2009Posted by admin

Phelps is just another in a long line of celebrites (people that normal people like you and me make a big deal about for no apparent reason) that got busted for smoking something that our Declaration is written on, and past Presidents used to grow.
You be the judge whether or not a) the media [...]

Celebrity Diets…

February 9th, 2009Posted by admin

And you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at us. When are we going to get our priorities straight, let alone, realize what is important in life!!!! And what’s WORTH TELLINGS US ABOUT!!!
This is news?!?!?!?!? It would be if she WIRED HER MOUTH SHUT!!!!
“Drew Berrymore’s New Diet — So here’s [...]

Mad Love In Porto…

February 9th, 2009Posted by admin

During his gig at Twin’s (Porto, Portugal), Chuck Love’s set was disrupted by paparazzi poppin’ a million frames a second, red carpet style, in the back of the DJ booth.
The barrage of flashes almost caused the international DJ to have a seizure. Luckily for him, and the crowd, he perservered through the chaos.
Finally, Merche [...]

Money Never Matters..

February 7th, 2009Posted by admin

A fan reached out to me where to find Jay-Js podcast. So I loaded her up with all the live from shows..
I got this letter from her today:
I just returned last night from St. Petersburg, where I have been working on the murals for the new All Childrens Hospital and have a really awesome experience [...]

Some Words For Sports Stars Sponsors…

February 7th, 2009Posted by admin

Marijuana is the third most popular recreational drug in America (behind only alcohol and tobacco), and has been used by nearly 80 million Americans.
Would there be a fuss if Phelps was toking on a Marlboro or beer-bonging a Budweiser at the party?
Does the story really deserve as much media attention as our [...]