Archive for May, 2009

 

How To Get Chicks…Thanks Torin…

May 19th, 2009Posted by admin

By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from [...]

Klusterfuch and Beardyman “Take On Me”…

May 18th, 2009Posted by admin

Inspired by Flutebox and Beardyman’s performance at Google, the boys from Klusterfuch swing by and crunch thru their version of the Norwegian national anthem.
check out the original performance here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3kyNG…

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Dinner, Celebrity, Black Amex…Priceless

May 18th, 2009Posted by admin

When the check came at a local restaurant, a well know A-lister laid their Black AMEX down…when the Thai Waitress came over, she announce, “So sorry, only we take Veeesa an uh mastah kerd….
The look on our faces, Priceless. The response, “Allrighty then, Visa it is!”

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Uber Douche List…

May 15th, 2009Posted by admin

I’ve always known that I secretly am the hottest rapper in the game. But I didn’t feel the urge until Asher Roth started hitting the airwaves and. No offense to Asher Roth, somebody with some real swagger needed to come into the game.
Just another reason Spencer is the poster child for Uber-Douche!

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20″ Of Asian Hair For Sale…

May 10th, 2009Posted by admin

Asian dark hair for sale, up to 20 inches of black/very dark brown, thick hair (3.5 inches thick altogether in circumference). My hair is natural in color as shown in the photos, not chemically dyed or treated, very strong and thick like most Asian hair types. My hair is straight, although in some of the [...]

Devin The Dude Show’s Us How 2 Roll A Swisher…

May 10th, 2009Posted by admin

Yep….here u have it a pepamill and naturabornspittaz exclusive 4 u mutha luvaz… trailer 4 the interview with one of our favorite artists of these times….Devin The Dude…
Mystro says, So this was back stage after his 1st UK appearance in the The Luminaire Kilburn with support from another big fan Sway (who opened up nice [...]

Some People Should Not Become Parents…

May 10th, 2009Posted by admin

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A Good Jewish Joke…

May 3rd, 2009Posted by admin

Overheard conversation at The Nashberger’s home….
Son asks his dad to borrow $50.00.
Father responds, “forty dollars, what do you need to borrow thirty dollars for?!?!?!”

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Sponsorship Silly-ness…

May 3rd, 2009Posted by admin

Companies like Rolls Royce, Bentley, Aston Martin, Mini Cooper — they are all willing to lend their product to a charity event that suits their interests but “doesn’t have any cash to pony up” for budget —
Listen up…..and READ THIS AD…posted on a telephone pole in the middle of COMPTON, CA
LOST DOG
REWARD
No questions asked [...]