Perks Of Becoming A Celebrity…
1. Get offers for $1 Million to do porno.
2. Get a modeling contract..(easier if you are a celebrity offspring).
3. All expenses paid vacations to rehab.
4. Might get shot down by Mishca Barton.
5. Someone will hack into your pda/computer and post ‘nekkid’ photos you took of yourself.
6. Might NOT get shot down by Sienna Miller.
