Extend Your 15 Minutes…
After your reality show stint goes off the air, try….
1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Pose for a porn mag.
3. Get preggers and lie about the baby daddy.
4. Tweet racy pictures of yourself.
5. Get in a fight in front of the TMZ papps.
6. Say you slept with Tiger Woods.
7. Claim you’re dating Jessica Simpson.
8. Anything with Pamela Anderson…
